Title: The Currently Untitled Pornlet Because I Can't Think of Anything Power Dynamics, or, YAYYY, IT'S MICHELLE'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Pairing: Chris/Zach, ST XI RPS
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Uh, there is a lot of ass fucking?
Notes: OKAY SO. It is my darling minny150's 21st birthday, and therefore it is fic time! But because she's a whore (i mean wat? *shifty*) and didn't give me a kink to work with, I just did an old prompt of hers from the kink meme, to wit: I want Chris being a TOTAL POWER BOTTOM and trying to control the sexytiems while Zach is being an AGGRESSIVE TOP and also trying. Enter lots of squabbling about who is in control. BUT CHRIS ENDS UP WINNING AND HE BOTTOMS FROM THE TOP WHILE HOLDING ZACH DOWN/WHILE ZACH IS TIED UP.

( Everything between them is a competition. Zach should have known sex wouldn't be any different. )

OH. MY. MOTHERFUCKING. GOD.




SLDKFJALKLKJALDF:LKJ *FLAIIIILLLL*

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. ARTHUR'S LITTLE FACE. HIS OBVIOUS LOVE CONCERN FOR LOVE FOR MERLIN. OMG OMG OMG.

ALSO? Contrast the woobie, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CANNOT LET ANYTHING HARM YOU!!!!! face he makes here with the one he made after kissing Gwen, which was pretty much: "huh. weird, a lady."

JUST. OH MY GOD. I NEED THIS EPISODE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

Title: Bullseye
Pairing(s): Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wherein Kirk mistakes fletching for felching, gets Spock messy, then cleans him up.
Notes/Warnings: So this is basically crackcrackcrackPOOOOORN, so if you're not into either of those, you might wanna skip this. It was written for a prompt on the kink meme here. Also, if you don't like rimming, barebacking, and felching (or fletching, for that matter!), you should probably not read it. Otherwise, yay, enjoy!

( That Spock was in his quarters, on his bed, wasn't unusual. )

HEEEEEY I AM REALLY VERY DRUNK. I MAY HAVE JUST ADMITTED TO WANTING BBFINE TO FINST ME IN THE COURSE OF HAVING A THREESOME WITH ZQ IDK. WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE TRUE.

BUT I FEEL LIKE WRITING PORN SO SOMEONE GIVE ME A PROMPT OR WHATEVER.

Title: First-Hand Experience
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Fandom: Star Trek XI RPS
Rating: OH SO NC-17
Word Count: ~2,000
Warnings: Fisting. Rimming. Porn. Chris being kind of a bastard, and Zach being kind of sneakily evil. Reference to The Buttplug Fic of Amazing.
Summary: Written for the trek_rpf_kink prompt here: Chris and Zach - lazy sex that devolves (evolves?) into Chris fisting Zach.
A/N: I LOVE THAT FISTING FIC IS WHAT I POST AFTER 3 MONTHS OF NOT POSTING ANYTHING. CLEARLY, I AM MADE OF AWESOME. Oh also? Thanks to my betas, who are also amazing and who make me laugh when they're mocking my fic. ILU BBS!
A/N 2: You guys, this almost had so many horrible, pun-ridden titles, I can't even tell you. I mean, besides the one I eventually picked. *cough*. I'm so sorry to anyone following me on twitter, truly. Just a sample: Boy Butter-fingers, A Helping Hand, Ruling with an Iron Fist, Hand Over Fist, Fist of God (Thank you, zoppity), Elbow Grease, Take My Hand, etc, etc. Yeah.

( Zach is still panting with release when Chris slips three fingers into him, easy, the way slicked with leftover lube and Chris's own come. )

So, clubfullhouse was given homework: list the top ten celebrities/characters you want to fuck. Because I fail and obviously suffer from an excess of lust, there are waaaay more than ten here. Because that's how I roll.

( Warning: really really not dial up friendly. This will rape your dial up, for reals. )

GUESS WHO GETS TO WRITE A FINAL PAPER ON MERLIN.

...

If you guessed ME, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE A WINNA! *squeeeeeflailjoya;sldkfjlaskdflksjomg* Now I just have to refrain from talking too much about the subtextual boyhumping. Although I suppose I could compare it to all the textual het-sexing going on in Arthurian romance ("The Cave of Lovers," I ask you! Gottfried von Strassburg, you old lech you.).

In more atrocious news, I went to see 17 Again, and now have a high-school girl crush on the Zefron. WTF life? W. T. F. /o\

In more more atrocious news, I want to murder Hume. I don't care if he's already dead; he deserves to DIE MORE. Here, have a sample, so your eyeballs will bleed like mine from all the egregious over-comma-ing he uses:

These are the obvious dictates of reason; and no man, who reflects, ever doubted, that the existences, which we consider, when we say, this house and that tree, are nothing but perceptions in the mind, and fleeting copies or representations of other existences, which remain uniform and independent.

Yeah. Oh, and he likes to have footnotes that are A PAGE LONG. I am not even joking.*stabs textbook*

ETA: It looks like I'm going to be on DW, too \o/ Now the IMPORTANT, BURNING QUESTION: should I register as acadia or likeaglass? Decisions!

Things overheard today while walking on campus:

1. Random guy: "That guy sucks more cock than anyone I've ever seen." - ORLY? So he...watches a lot of cocksucking then? Obviously I need to follow this dude around. He seems to be hanging out in the fun part of town.

2. Philosophy teacher: "A race car is not a waffle maker." - I'm glad I have never had breakfast with this guy.

Things learned today:

1. Despite how delicious it sounds, Thin Mint girl scout cookie ice cream is not delicious.

2. Rodney McKay is the reincarnated soul of Isaac Newton.

( No, really. )

Also, I finally finished watching all of Merlin. Uh, okay, so I finished it like, a month ago, but this term has been CRAZYCAKES so I'm just now getting around to posting about it. ( And, okay: )

How is it possible for something to suck so badly?

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

So, back from New York, having just seen Harry Potter's wand. Seven inches, dragon heart string, pretty springy. I kid, I kid. Uh. Let's move on.

No, really, it was actually really good. Whatever reviewer called it "primal" sure wasn't kidding. The music was amazing, and DanRad's performance was ridiculous. And athletic. Also, naked. Mmmmm, naked.

In other news, the end of the McDean has come upon Hollyoaks, eeeee! If you've never seen Hollyoaks, here's a little taste from the beginning of the storyline:



The good part starts at 4:45.

*sheds a tear for the last episode*

I'm not gonna even get into the spoilery pictures for SGA, because I am not a masochist.

Jesus Christ, school has been kicking my ass big time. Although, I really only have myself to blame. Taking three lit courses and two reading-heavy anthropology courses after taking 1.5+ years off? NOT A GOOD IDEA, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

On the plus side, I have a pony view from my apartment. And there's a guy in one of my lit courses who likes SGA! He had a wallpaper on his screen and everything! So of course I, uh, maybe accosted him a little and told him I loved him and talked a lot about how gay Rodney and John are for each other and um. sort of. scared him away. But he's gotten over it, and now we discuss the latest episodes when we should be talking about the romance genre in relation to the Odyssey! It is very very fun. Although, he is a little closeted (he has frosted tips! I did not know anyone did that anymore!) and gets very uncomfortable when I talk about John and Rodney's epic space love, which I do a lot. Um.

Oh, and apparently the John flounce scene from the beginning of Trackers? It was as many of you suspected: if you're not looking for the gay subtext when you're watching the episodes, you basically completely ignored that scene. He didn't even REMEMBER IT WAS IN THERE, even when I described it pretty much word for word. Which I was sort of expecting, but still. Interesting.

ANYWAY. I haven't really been doing reactions to SGA episodes because, on the whole, they've been either embarrassing, boring, McKeller-y, or all of the above, which is just. No. Also, ( Friday's SGA? )

On the plus side, The Hew's episode of Friday the 13th, his first acting job ever if I'm not mistaken, in which he looks like this:



is on at 8am on Monday on SciFi. Mmmm, baby!Hew.

AND OH MY GOD, HAPPYFEST. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WEEP AT THE EVER-APPROACHING DEADLINE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GOING INTO PAROXYSMS OF JOY AT THE THOUGHT OF ALL THE HAPPYFIC THAT'S COMING.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M UNBALANCED (LIKE A FOX)! I CONTAIN MULTITUDES.

fa;skjflasf;ljslkflsl OMG SHOW, THANK YOU FOR NOT SUCKING THIS WEEK. I was maybe getting a little twitchy about this season, but all is well now.

Anyway! I come bearing two little ficlets from the sga_episodefic tagathon challenge, the first a tag for Search and Rescue, the second for The Seed.

Ficlet #1: Man Down (yeah, so. I'm not very good at titles)
Episode: Search and Rescue
Rating: G
Pairing: Mostly John/Rodney preslash, a little Keller/Rodney, but mostly it's John and his man-angst.
( Oh, John on drugs, how are you so amusing? )



Ficlet #2: Tie Me Up, Hold Me Down; or, John Sheppard Got Penetrated By A Tentacle, And All He Got Was This Lousy Handjob.
Episode: The Seed (god, even the episode title is kind of porny)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney.
A/N: No, seriously, it was this or tentacle porn.
( Restraints? Huh. )

PS, if anyone knows the correct spelling for Teyla's baby, that would be awesome.

OMG, you guys. I. *toddlerfists of glee*

( Cut for spoilers... )

In unrelated news, I'm leaving for San Fran tomorrow morning (AT 4 AM, OMG WHY?), and won't be back till Thursday-ish, so uh, remember what I said about trying harder to read the flist? Yeah, that's gonna have to wait a week. *wince*

You guys, I have come to the sad realization that I suck at LJ. I'm going through my flist, but at this point it's at like, skip 5000, so, uh. I think I might just look at the noticeboards, because I am lazy, and also the aforementioned sucking.

Anyway, a couple of things:

• OMG, Stargate tomorrow, holy crap. *flails*
  
• More people need to go sign up for the tagathon over at sga_episodefic. Seriously, who doesn't like tagfic, hmmm? Sign-ups go until tomorrow the end of today, so there's still time!
  
• I am insanely jealous of those of you who're at Shore Leave. It's really unattractive. However! I'm looking forward to con reports and living vicariously through y'all's posts. And also hoping that there will be pictures of cleavage. Mmmm, cleavage.
  
• Photoshop hates me, as does Joe Flanigan's hair.
  
• Hi!
  

Uh, there were other things, but I can't think of them.

So, apparently it is porn Thursday. Just in case I can't hammer out something and get it up (shut up) by midnight, I offer you a picspam!

( David Hewlett's ass and the Flan: definitely not work safe )

ETA: Ahahaha, oh photobucket, why must you censor The Hew's ass? It is a thing of beauty: a piece of ass art.

Title: And the Living is Easy
Author: likeaglass
Rating: Uh. A tame PG-13? Ish?
Word Count: about 1,300.
Summary: For once, a mission doesn't go pear-shaped.
Notes: Written for mcsmooch and everyone who's had a rough week (which seems to be pretty much everyone).


( Summertime )

LAST NIGHT WAS SO AWESOME, I AM HAVING TROUBLE ASSIMILATING THE AWESOME. I MEAN, YOU GUYS. THE CURE. THEY PLAYED FOR THREE HOURS. THREE HOURS OF AWESOME. I AM ABUSING CAPSLOCK AND THE WORD "AWESOME", AND I CARE NOT ONE WHIT.

Uh, perhaps some context would be good, yes?

So, last night The Cure played in Charlotte, which is two hours-ish from me, so I said, hey! awesome! I shall go! And I invited my mom to come, cause she, too, is awesome, and she likes The Cure. OMG, you guys. I can't even. THREE HOURS. And! They played a bazillion of my favorite songs (though not Friday I'm in Love, which is my mom's favorite *sadface*).

Our seats were a little crappy, off to the side so we were looking at the side of Robert's head the entire night, but whatever. IT WAS THE CURE. The bass player (or guitar player?) guy (Lol? Porl? something like that?) was by our side of the stage, and was wearing about six inch heels. I do not know how he didn't fall over after standing for, did I mention?, THREE HOURS, but he managed to stay upright. He was also wearing a lace, see-through shirt, which frightened me, but I tried to ignore that.

Sadly, I forgot my camera, so no pictures, but the entire concert was being filmed and is apparently going to be on some concert series or other. ALSO AWESOME.

Anyway! Have some Cure goodness:
Here's all the songs they played last night, minus some of the newer songs that haven't been released yet. It's a big file, about 130MB. Tell me if it needs to be re-uploaded or it's not working or whatever.

ETA: I should probably tell you what's in the zip, huh? Here's the setlist from last night, with the songs that aren't in the zip asterisked: *Underneath The Stars, Prayers For Rain, A Night Like This, The End of the World, Lovesong, A Letter To Elise, Want, Pictures of You, Lullaby, From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea, *The Perfect Boy, Hot Hot Hot, The Only One, Wrong Number, The Walk, *Sleep When I'm Dead, Push, How Beautiful You Are, Inbetween Days, Just Like Heaven, Primary, Shake Dog Shake, Charlotte Sometimes, One Hundred Years, *Baby Rag Dog Book, The Holy Hour, Other Voices, Drowning Man, Faith, *Freakshow, Close To Me, Why Can't I Be You?, Boys Don't Cry, 10:15 Saturday Night, Killing An Arab

Well, okay, it's not frilly.

But it is pink.

Last night's SGA: awesome. There was no weird maybe-macking on Rodney from Keller and certainly no lack of Sheppard, which dulled last week's episode from being really great to merely good.

( ...SGA 4x17 Midway )