So, clubfullhouse was given homework: list the top ten celebrities/characters you want to fuck. Because I fail and obviously suffer from an excess of lust, there are waaaay more than ten here. Because that's how I roll.

( Warning: really really not dial up friendly. This will rape your dial up, for reals. )

GUESS WHO GETS TO WRITE A FINAL PAPER ON MERLIN.

...

If you guessed ME, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE A WINNA! *squeeeeeflailjoya;sldkfjlaskdflksjomg* Now I just have to refrain from talking too much about the subtextual boyhumping. Although I suppose I could compare it to all the textual het-sexing going on in Arthurian romance ("The Cave of Lovers," I ask you! Gottfried von Strassburg, you old lech you.).

In more atrocious news, I went to see 17 Again, and now have a high-school girl crush on the Zefron. WTF life? W. T. F. /o\

In more more atrocious news, I want to murder Hume. I don't care if he's already dead; he deserves to DIE MORE. Here, have a sample, so your eyeballs will bleed like mine from all the egregious over-comma-ing he uses:

These are the obvious dictates of reason; and no man, who reflects, ever doubted, that the existences, which we consider, when we say, this house and that tree, are nothing but perceptions in the mind, and fleeting copies or representations of other existences, which remain uniform and independent.

Yeah. Oh, and he likes to have footnotes that are A PAGE LONG. I am not even joking.*stabs textbook*

ETA: It looks like I'm going to be on DW, too \o/ Now the IMPORTANT, BURNING QUESTION: should I register as acadia or likeaglass? Decisions!

Things overheard today while walking on campus:

1. Random guy: "That guy sucks more cock than anyone I've ever seen." - ORLY? So he...watches a lot of cocksucking then? Obviously I need to follow this dude around. He seems to be hanging out in the fun part of town.

2. Philosophy teacher: "A race car is not a waffle maker." - I'm glad I have never had breakfast with this guy.

Things learned today:

1. Despite how delicious it sounds, Thin Mint girl scout cookie ice cream is not delicious.

2. Rodney McKay is the reincarnated soul of Isaac Newton.

( No, really. )

Also, I finally finished watching all of Merlin. Uh, okay, so I finished it like, a month ago, but this term has been CRAZYCAKES so I'm just now getting around to posting about it. ( And, okay: )

How is it possible for something to suck so badly?

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

So, back from New York, having just seen Harry Potter's wand. Seven inches, dragon heart string, pretty springy. I kid, I kid. Uh. Let's move on.

No, really, it was actually really good. Whatever reviewer called it "primal" sure wasn't kidding. The music was amazing, and DanRad's performance was ridiculous. And athletic. Also, naked. Mmmmm, naked.

In other news, the end of the McDean has come upon Hollyoaks, eeeee! If you've never seen Hollyoaks, here's a little taste from the beginning of the storyline:



The good part starts at 4:45.

*sheds a tear for the last episode*

I'm not gonna even get into the spoilery pictures for SGA, because I am not a masochist.

Jesus Christ, school has been kicking my ass big time. Although, I really only have myself to blame. Taking three lit courses and two reading-heavy anthropology courses after taking 1.5+ years off? NOT A GOOD IDEA, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

On the plus side, I have a pony view from my apartment. And there's a guy in one of my lit courses who likes SGA! He had a wallpaper on his screen and everything! So of course I, uh, maybe accosted him a little and told him I loved him and talked a lot about how gay Rodney and John are for each other and um. sort of. scared him away. But he's gotten over it, and now we discuss the latest episodes when we should be talking about the romance genre in relation to the Odyssey! It is very very fun. Although, he is a little closeted (he has frosted tips! I did not know anyone did that anymore!) and gets very uncomfortable when I talk about John and Rodney's epic space love, which I do a lot. Um.

Oh, and apparently the John flounce scene from the beginning of Trackers? It was as many of you suspected: if you're not looking for the gay subtext when you're watching the episodes, you basically completely ignored that scene. He didn't even REMEMBER IT WAS IN THERE, even when I described it pretty much word for word. Which I was sort of expecting, but still. Interesting.

ANYWAY. I haven't really been doing reactions to SGA episodes because, on the whole, they've been either embarrassing, boring, McKeller-y, or all of the above, which is just. No. Also, ( Friday's SGA? )

On the plus side, The Hew's episode of Friday the 13th, his first acting job ever if I'm not mistaken, in which he looks like this:



is on at 8am on Monday on SciFi. Mmmm, baby!Hew.

AND OH MY GOD, HAPPYFEST. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WEEP AT THE EVER-APPROACHING DEADLINE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GOING INTO PAROXYSMS OF JOY AT THE THOUGHT OF ALL THE HAPPYFIC THAT'S COMING.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M UNBALANCED (LIKE A FOX)! I CONTAIN MULTITUDES.

fa;skjflasf;ljslkflsl OMG SHOW, THANK YOU FOR NOT SUCKING THIS WEEK. I was maybe getting a little twitchy about this season, but all is well now.

Anyway! I come bearing two little ficlets from the sga_episodefic tagathon challenge, the first a tag for Search and Rescue, the second for The Seed.

Ficlet #1: Man Down (yeah, so. I'm not very good at titles)
Episode: Search and Rescue
Rating: G
Pairing: Mostly John/Rodney preslash, a little Keller/Rodney, but mostly it's John and his man-angst.
( Oh, John on drugs, how are you so amusing? )



Ficlet #2: Tie Me Up, Hold Me Down; or, John Sheppard Got Penetrated By A Tentacle, And All He Got Was This Lousy Handjob.
Episode: The Seed (god, even the episode title is kind of porny)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney.
A/N: No, seriously, it was this or tentacle porn.
( Restraints? Huh. )

PS, if anyone knows the correct spelling for Teyla's baby, that would be awesome.

OMG, you guys. I. *toddlerfists of glee*

( Cut for spoilers... )

In unrelated news, I'm leaving for San Fran tomorrow morning (AT 4 AM, OMG WHY?), and won't be back till Thursday-ish, so uh, remember what I said about trying harder to read the flist? Yeah, that's gonna have to wait a week. *wince*

You guys, I have come to the sad realization that I suck at LJ. I'm going through my flist, but at this point it's at like, skip 5000, so, uh. I think I might just look at the noticeboards, because I am lazy, and also the aforementioned sucking.

Anyway, a couple of things:

• OMG, Stargate tomorrow, holy crap. *flails*
  
• More people need to go sign up for the tagathon over at sga_episodefic. Seriously, who doesn't like tagfic, hmmm? Sign-ups go until tomorrow the end of today, so there's still time!
  
• I am insanely jealous of those of you who're at Shore Leave. It's really unattractive. However! I'm looking forward to con reports and living vicariously through y'all's posts. And also hoping that there will be pictures of cleavage. Mmmm, cleavage.
  
• Photoshop hates me, as does Joe Flanigan's hair.
  
• Hi!
  

Uh, there were other things, but I can't think of them.

So, apparently it is porn Thursday. Just in case I can't hammer out something and get it up (shut up) by midnight, I offer you a picspam!

( David Hewlett's ass and the Flan: definitely not work safe )

ETA: Ahahaha, oh photobucket, why must you censor The Hew's ass? It is a thing of beauty: a piece of ass art.

Title: And the Living is Easy
Author: likeaglass
Rating: Uh. A tame PG-13? Ish?
Word Count: about 1,300.
Summary: For once, a mission doesn't go pear-shaped.
Notes: Written for mcsmooch and everyone who's had a rough week (which seems to be pretty much everyone).


( Summertime )

LAST NIGHT WAS SO AWESOME, I AM HAVING TROUBLE ASSIMILATING THE AWESOME. I MEAN, YOU GUYS. THE CURE. THEY PLAYED FOR THREE HOURS. THREE HOURS OF AWESOME. I AM ABUSING CAPSLOCK AND THE WORD "AWESOME", AND I CARE NOT ONE WHIT.

Uh, perhaps some context would be good, yes?

So, last night The Cure played in Charlotte, which is two hours-ish from me, so I said, hey! awesome! I shall go! And I invited my mom to come, cause she, too, is awesome, and she likes The Cure. OMG, you guys. I can't even. THREE HOURS. And! They played a bazillion of my favorite songs (though not Friday I'm in Love, which is my mom's favorite *sadface*).

Our seats were a little crappy, off to the side so we were looking at the side of Robert's head the entire night, but whatever. IT WAS THE CURE. The bass player (or guitar player?) guy (Lol? Porl? something like that?) was by our side of the stage, and was wearing about six inch heels. I do not know how he didn't fall over after standing for, did I mention?, THREE HOURS, but he managed to stay upright. He was also wearing a lace, see-through shirt, which frightened me, but I tried to ignore that.

Sadly, I forgot my camera, so no pictures, but the entire concert was being filmed and is apparently going to be on some concert series or other. ALSO AWESOME.

Anyway! Have some Cure goodness:
Here's all the songs they played last night, minus some of the newer songs that haven't been released yet. It's a big file, about 130MB. Tell me if it needs to be re-uploaded or it's not working or whatever.

ETA: I should probably tell you what's in the zip, huh? Here's the setlist from last night, with the songs that aren't in the zip asterisked: *Underneath The Stars, Prayers For Rain, A Night Like This, The End of the World, Lovesong, A Letter To Elise, Want, Pictures of You, Lullaby, From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea, *The Perfect Boy, Hot Hot Hot, The Only One, Wrong Number, The Walk, *Sleep When I'm Dead, Push, How Beautiful You Are, Inbetween Days, Just Like Heaven, Primary, Shake Dog Shake, Charlotte Sometimes, One Hundred Years, *Baby Rag Dog Book, The Holy Hour, Other Voices, Drowning Man, Faith, *Freakshow, Close To Me, Why Can't I Be You?, Boys Don't Cry, 10:15 Saturday Night, Killing An Arab

Well, okay, it's not frilly.

But it is pink.

Last night's SGA: awesome. There was no weird maybe-macking on Rodney from Keller and certainly no lack of Sheppard, which dulled last week's episode from being really great to merely good.

( ...SGA 4x17 Midway )

So, um. Hey. *waves feebly* I think this is my first post on here in uh...two years? maybe? Jesus.


( Self-indulgent wallowing about fandom behind cut. )

The preceding in helpful bullet point format:

• I'm not actually dead. Or, like, without hands for typing due to some freak accident involving three badgers and a stapler.
  
  
• The HP stuff will be much much much more limited in this journal.
  
  
• Stargate Atlantis omg! John ♥s Rodney!
  
  
• Feel free to defriend/friend at will.
  
  
• I like cheese.

The end.

Art

♥ Come Back to Bed, by andreanna, Remus/Sirius. Sirius smoking = me ded.

♥ Happy Birthday, Sev!, by the_gwyllion. HP/SS, PGish. Really cute drawing. Harry's especially nice, and Snape's nose Does Things to me.

♥ Bruise, by lizardspots, Harry, PG. al;dkjlakf ZOMG, so hot. Snape gave him that there hickey, obviously. *nods*

♥ Snape, by ledivinemarquis, PG-PG-13ish. Um, yes. Hello, it's divinemarquis, of course it's hot. The snake tatoo owns my soul forever.

♥ Yak!Harry, by rexluscus, G. No, I'm not kidding. Yak!Harry is comedy gold, people, don't you realize?

♥ Throat, by lizardspots, Harry, PG-13. Harry's hair. I have nothing more to say on the matter (except I actually know someone who looks like that *gloats* I bet you're all insanely jealous, aren't you?)

EDIT: Forgot this one! Snape, by rexluscus, G. Canon!Snape, yay! Very ugly, but compelling, which is how I see Snape, and rexluscus does a good job of conveying that dichotomy. Especially nice are the nose, cheekbones, and the adam's apple.


Fic

♥ Inappropriate, by swtalmnd, HP/SS, NC-17, chan. Mmmm, chan. Basically, Snape's always horny around Potter, even when he's just an ickle first year, and he decides to do something about it in Harry's sixth year. Incredibly hot, and tender. Until you think about the timeline, of course.

Also, snarry_reader has been updated, and there's some really good stuff on there, yayes.


Challenges

This is more for my benefit than y'all's, so I remember to actually enter *still beating self up about not entering the porn battle*. Innocent Love Challenge in hp_despoiled comunity.


Okay, I know there were more open tabs than that, Safari. Where'd you hide them?

Going to bed now, but will catch up on comments/flist tomorrow, as it's my day off, whee!

You know what's really strange? When you find out that a girl, whom you don't like, is in fandom, and you don't like her there, either. Well, no, okay, she's not in fandom enough to dislike her personally in fandom. Um, if that makes sense. But her fic is there, and it is bad. It is bad, bad Remus/Sirius fic, and it makes me think of Fun with Dick and Jane.

I think I'll pretend I don't know, 'cause I don't want her reading my necro. o.0 That could get awkward.

ETA: SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP, GOD, PLEASE. Also, she needs a shift key. She can borrow mine, look, IT WORKS!

Wow, okay, seriously, I can't believe that undertaker Snarry is winning. I really, really didn't think that would get any votes at all. Y'all are weird o.0

But! If I'm going to do this I need to do some research, at which I suck most comprehensively. I know some of you are expert researchers, so I humbly beg your expertise. Where would I go to learn about undertaking (!) in the UK? I tried, and pretty much came up with the guy from wrestling. Obviously, I suck.

Any ideas, oh flist of mine?

KSDJHFLKSAJDHFLS;A;SLKD THE SNAPE/HARRY FQF DEADLINE IS ONE WEEK AWAY AND I HAVE WRITTEN NOTHING OMG KILL ME NOW, PLZKTHX.

Poll #650938 TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Choose a plot:

I'm probably going to write them all at some point, so it's just a matter of deciding which one to do now.

Also, I've not been online the past week, and I know I promised some recs last time I updated but, woe, my computer crashed, taking all the open tabs with it D: So, uh, recs won't be for a while yet, I'm afraid. But! I very happy belated birthday to regan_v! Lots of love, honey! *smooch*

mizbean, thanks for the Christmas card! You should totally sell your artwork for millions, I'm convinced :D

ETA: So, uh. If you've ever seen a little movie by the name of Hocus Pocus, you might be interested in this, complete with many visual aids of the boys in question. Yes, okay, it is comment porn. About Elijah/Binx in Hocus Pocus. Shut up. Theirloveissotragic!