HEY GUYS! IT'S A SPENCER FUCKING SMITH PICSPAM! I know you are all excited, as you should be. It's okay, Spencer's excited too, see? (And so is his boyfriend)
(also lol this is pretty long and contains a lot of gifs. I was going to split it up into parts, but I am lazy. Tell me if this shit like, freezes your computer or something, though, and I'll split it up. Maybe.)
TINIEST OF TINY BB SPENCERS OH GOD
HIS EEEEEEEYES *_______*
So just imagine you're chilling in a ~beachside villa having waffles with Spencer Smith. Imagine.
HIS ARRRRRRRRMS. Also lol Jon and Brendon are so fucking high.
TINY BB BOYFRIENDS.
I love sleepover!pics. There needs to be way more tiny bb boyfriends having sleepovers and ~experimenting fic than there is tbqh.
This was a very very strong contender for the "SPENCER'S BELLY" category, but bb!Spencer won out in the end. ALSO, BB BRENDONNNNN OMG.
SHANE DRAKE STOP BEING CREEPY. Also, Spencerrrrrrr oh my god, how is he the cutest?
HIS ADAM'S APPLE, THO. Also, lol at Brendon's hair. And Ryan's....everything.
UGH, I miss bb lesbian!Spencer so much ;_____; baaaabbies
PRETTIEST/CUTEST LESBIAN EVER.
HIS FINGERS. So just imagine him stretching Brendon open, right? Fingers thick and overwhelming and spreading him open so good and nggggghhhh.
Spencer Smith wants YOU to notice his girly hips.
Mouuuuuuuth. Also lol his frilly girl hoodie ♥
Such a pretty little lesbian.
Return of the frilly girl!hoodie!
lol, such a little bitch
his little pissy faaaaaace (also: COLLARBONES. BELLY. OM NOM NOM)
I miss Spencer wearing hot pink shirts, tbh :(
HIPS. HIPS. ARMS. HIPS. HIS PRETTY PINK MOOOUTH.
SPENCER PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO USE IT
ON ME ON BRENDON.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Heeeee, his tiny bitchy face!
SERIOUSLY, THE PRETTIEST LESBIANNNNN.
Spencer Smith is not impressed with these shenanigans.
NIPPLESSSSS part three.
LOL I don't even know. So just imagine you're at a Panic concert and it's intermission, and you're like, fuck I'm kind of hungry bro, I could murder a sandwich. And then, AND THEN! Spencer Fucking Smith comes out onstage and just hands you a sandwich, all I got you, bro, here have this delicious sandwich. JUST IMAGINE.
Is this...is Spencer trying to make a gang sign? ....is it a lesbian gang?
HEY LOOK, another lesbian gang sign!
HIIIPS. ASSSSS. ARMSSSSS.
LOL such a little bitch.
Spencer Smith's too fucking hot to walk everywhere himself. Who do you think he is, RYAN? Psssshhh.
I just want to nom it.
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Lather, rinse, repeat.
You guys get the idea, I trust.
DRUMMING SPENCER OH GOD
So I can't stop looking at that little dip right above his pants when he turns. I bet that would be a really nice place to just hang out and lick for a while.
Lol okay, not quite drumming, but percussion-ing anyway. Also I love his little "I hate this fucking tambourine" face.
His little sleepy-eyed stare, jfc.
So I have a feeling the comments in this section are going to get more and more incomprehensible and filthy because Jesus fuck a;slkdfjlaskdfjlskjdf
No really ja;lskflasdkjflsakjdflksj
HI, THIS IS WHY I ENJOY THINKING ABOUT SPENCER HITTING BRENDON WITH THINGS (in a sexy way).
HIS MOUTH HIS MOUTH HIS MOUTH
His porno drumming faces are so good for me, jesus christ.
Ahahaha, still flawless even when hitting himself in the face with his sticks.
Ugh perfect man is perfect.
Live in Chicago, you were so good to us <3______<3
He is so fucking sassy, goddamn.
Don't mind me, I'm just having a detailed fantasy about sitting in his lap. You guys go on without me.
UGH, this majestic beast, I can't even.
SO FUCKING DAPPER, I can't stand it.
Even Spencer has to bite his lip cause of how hot he is.
His eyyyyyeeesss, christ, how are they so blue?
His neeeeeeck, you guys. You guys, his neck.
I just want him to rub his beard all over me, ugh.
Spencer knows you're thinking inappropriate thoughts about him. He knows and he likes it.
TONGUE, TONGUE, TONGUE.
FUCK, HIS *ARMS*
DAT SMILE THO.
Cock goes where?
Spencer and his wind machine have a very fruitful and loving relationship.
Actually, Spencer/his wind machine is my secondary OTP.
This is from Spencer's L'Oreal commercial. Because he's worth it.
UNF UNF UNF
I am running out of ways to say "I would like this man in me." Still true, though.
And really, it's hard to textually render all the choked-off "that's so hot" noises I'm making.
Spencer Smith making sweet sweet love to his microphone. As you do.
INAPPROPRIATELY HOT SPENCER SMITH.
OH HAI. I should not find that attractive.
LOL SPENCER WUT
haha, oh man, I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, besides the fact that they are obviously both high.
So, so drunk.
The juxtaposition of an energy drink next to Spencer's Do Not Give A Single Fuck look is killing me.
I think the thing I love best about Spencer is the fact that he's so delightfully WEIRD, even as he's being flawless.
SO AGILE. AAAAAAAND my mind's in the gutter again, awesome.
STILL IN THE GUTTER. ALSO, HIS TONGUE.
And this is Spencer peeing off the side of a mountain.
I am forever indebted to Spencer for showing us Brendon's pain kink.
There needs to be so much more crossdressing!Spencer fic based on this pic alone, tbh.
......Yeah, I don't even know.
He looks like the prettiest, dykiest girl ever.
BRB DYING. Also, HIS THIGHS YOU GUYS. He could hold you up against a wall so good.
God I want to bite his clavicles and leave hickeys all over them.
His jaaaawline, ugh.
Such a pretty girl *___*
SPENCER SMILES LIKE SPENCER DOESN'T CARE
;aslkdjfl;aksjdflkasjdlkfjas;ldkjfls yeah okay, so coherency is overrated
THE SPANCE DANCE! Also, Spencer Smith you stop that right now unless you plan on putting out, you big tease >:(
And now everyone's ovaries have exploded, and I am sorry. Except I'm not really, because ^^^^
UGH THE SHY HEAD TILT DOWNWARDS. UGH UGH UGH.
And a million puppies and kittens and rainbows just sprung into existence.
And now you're pregnant. Sorry about that.
Airdrumming!Spencer how so cuuuuute? :3333
It's like everything good in this world, all in one .jpg
Spencer's smiling cause he's thinking about how he "opened Brendon wide up." This interview, I can't.
Try not to get hit in the eye, what with all the skittles it's raining now.
Right, okay. I just can't even. WORDS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
UGH, so happy :3333
That's not sunlight on the water, it's just a reflection of the brightness of Spencer's smile. Okay that was lame.
MOUNTAIN MAN SPENCER!
his legs, tho *_________*
how are they all so tiny? Like, Brendon what is your body? Also, I really really want to mess up Spencer's hair something fierce.
Ack, do you know how long it took me to decide whether to put this in "collarbones" or "mountain man"? TOO LONG.
THIGHS. THIGHS. HAIR. SMILE. JESUS CHRIST STOP THAT, SPENCER SMITH.
I miss the beard :( Brendon probably bitched about the beardburn on his inner thighs all the time, though. He has delicate skin, okay?!?!?!
You guys should just....talk amongst yourselves for about 15 minutes, thanks.
Spencer Smith can't hear you over the sound of his own flawlessness.
The werewolf!Spencer fic was made like 23048203489x better for me once I realized this is what he looked like during Cabin Era.
A grown man smoking a candy cigarette, or, reason #13o413423480 why Spencer Smith is flawless.
Lol, he is getting so much enjoyment out of that thing. (he'sprobablyimaginingit'sBrendon'scockt
And those, boys and girls, are what we call "childbearing hips." themoreyouknow.gif
SPENCER SMITH IS GONNA EAT CHOO. Or some cake, whichever.
UGH I need so much Victorian!Gentleman!Spencer woos Virginal!Blushing!Brendon fic, I swear to god.
His aaaaaaass, oh my god.
Seriously, seriously, I don't think you guys truly understand how much I want him to make gay porn. With Brendon.
So okay, the thing I don't get about this picture is why NO ONE behind Spencer is looking at him when he's RIGHT THERE. Is it because looking at his beauty too long is like looking into the heart of the sun? You'd go blind with happiness, but you'd still be blind, so I guess I can understand. Maybe.
So try to lift your eyes from the hole in his pants near his crotch to check out that blissed-out expression. Fuck yeah, Spencer can motherfucking ROCK the shaker.
.....he just woke up, didn't he? SO MANY INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS, ALL OF THEM INVOLVING SOMNOPHILIA.
He has the prettiest profile, jfc. Spencer, stop that it's not fair.
SPENCER SMITH YOUR LEGS, THO.
Do not feed a Spencer a cookie, for he will want a glass of milk....
I need to go lie down.
Spencer! ....drinking on the side of a mountain? IDK.
LOOK, Brendon likes to get a little rough in the bedroom, okay? Whatever, whatever, Spencer likes it, clearly.
OOOH, OOOOH, CAN I PLAY SPENCER? CAN I????
EEEEEEE, HIS LITTLE SQUINCHY FACE UGH HE IS SO CUTE.
SPENCER'S HAIR IS SHINIER THAN YOURS! (OTOH, who else here has access to Brendon's jizz?)
HIS HIPS HIS HIPS HIS HIPS I AM HAVING SO MANY INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS HIPS
LOL Spencer your face.
I literally cannot think of anything to say.
This meet and greet was so fucking good to the world.
COLLARBONE. BELLY. SMILE. HAIR. UGH SPENCER.
Even his profile is flawless, ughhhh.
His dentist must be so fucking proud, you guys.
So many inappropriate thoughts, so little time.
His legs are seriously like, a mile fucking long.
OKAY, maybe more like two miles long.
He looks so skinny! I just want to feed him up :(
HEE! His little squinchy eyes! :333
HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS.
I kind of want that couch. Especially if it comes with included Spencer Smith.
I want to lick his Adam's apple while he says dirty things, so I can feel the vibration. That's not weird, right?
DAPPER AS FUCK SPENCER
Why are there not 12039401394103 Brendon/Spencer steampunk AUs? Fandom, you have failed me.
*flails a little* I just want to boop his noooosssseeee, ugh so cute.
For some reason he looks like a mouse to me here. Like, a really hot mouse that you'd want to fuck and this just went to a really weird, Pete Wentz place, I apologize.
CUTEST CUTEST CUTEST.
You guys just go on without me, okay, I'm done for.
OKAY, so I was talking with tellcincinnati about how I neeeeeed an fbi AU like burning, or one where Spencer's a cop or SOMETHING with a gun, whatever I'm not picky, so that he and Brendon can do kinky things with it. Like, imagine, okay, imagine Brendon on his knees in front of Spencer, mouth wide and wet and shiny around the gun, kind of moaning around it cause he can't help himself, his eyes fluttering closed.....
Yes. AHEM. I would really rather enjoy that.
The Many Faces of Spencer James Smith.
Business-savvy!Spencer Smith! My competency kink, let me show you it.
But whhhhhheeeerrrrreeeee are all the steampunk/Victorian AUs? *pout*
Seriously, you guys. You guys, seriously. Where?
OH, and also Playboy!Spencer AU, that would also be fabulous.
WHY AM I FLAILING OVER HIS LITTLE GLOVED HANDS? This is ridiculous.
How so pretty, Jesus Christ.
Spencer Smith, I do not even care that your bowtie is ugly, because ;alksjdflksdjflkjewlkjas YOUR FACE.
LOL what is that jacket? Oh whatever he can always take it off. .....on second thought TAKE IT OFF SPENCER. TAKE ALL OF IT OFF.
Oh man, that backpack's making me want all the college AUs to ever exist.
Seriously, I am just aching to fuck up his hair. ACHING.
Why does Brendon look like Elijah Wood in the background?
Haha, Spencer carrying a torch for Brendon. Oh symbolism, you're so good to me.
So now your panties are on fire, sorry about that.
DAT ASS :E Also lol at the fact that he walked into a glass door right after this picture was taken.
I want to tie his wrists together with that tie.
Mother of GOD.
His EYELASHES you guys. How is he even real?
HIS EYES. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Yay, and that's it! Spencer Smith hopes you enjoyed your stay!